And save her Satan did, after some gratuitous package inspecting of course.
But Satan's price for Willas life were some saucy pictures of her. Some were no more naughty than this.
But in others, Willa unbuttoned her shirt!!!
Well of course when all of this was done, Will felt horrible. She was now a porn star and she felt her life was in the toilet.
Of course it wasn't she was just being as silly as a pink flamingo with black spinny things on its sides.
Turns out Willa was just a little drunk and needed to dry out a little bit (delicate cycle, 15 minutes).
When Willa finally got herself cleaned up she was able to aspire to such heights as Director of the Spurlock Museum. Of course, Willa was only a sock puppet so she couldn't actually be Director. But she was chosen as sock puppet pro-councilar for the Spurock Museum. This is a position of great respect for all puppets, one so high that they are not even worn as puppets, they are worn like neck-ties. From this position, Willa succesfully advised the running of the museum for nearly three minutes.
After all of that administrating, Willa was hungry. She went to the dorm food kiosk near the chem annex where she spotted some scrumptious looking sandwiches. Unfortunately, they were make with meat and cheese and Willa is vegan.
After a long, tiring journey, Willa found her bestest friend in the whole world, Alma Mater.
